Name: Jar of Scars (a Harry Potter Parody)
Duration: P00H04M07S
Description: I wrote this parody a long time ago when I was tired of hearing "Jar of Hearts" on the radio. Who doesn't love Harry Potter?

Jar of Scars (a Harry Potter Parody)

by Megan Page Wiegert

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I wrote this parody a long time ago when I was tired of hearing "Jar of Hearts" on the radio. Who doesn't love Harry Potter?

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You know I can't take one more step towards you,
It'll only lead me to my death.
And don't you know I'm not a little boy anymore.
My mother's love protects me most.
You learned to live half alive,
Now you're like some parasite.

And who do you think you are,
Giving me a lightning scar?
Killing off my parents?
Making me an orphan?
You're gonna get real old, from the way you split your soul
Into seven pieces...Seriously who does that?

I hear you're asking all around,
If I am anywhere to be found.
But I have grown too strong,
To ever fall dead in your arms.

You've learned to live half alive,
And now you wanna kill me for like the seventh time...

And who do you think you are,
Giving me a lightning scar?
Killing off my parents?
Making me an Orphan?
You're gonna get real old, from the way you split your soul
Into seven pieces... Seriously who does that?

And Tom, it took so long just to get it right,
Hallows or horcruxes, I could not decide.
Well, now at least I know what I've got to do.
And finally it's just me and you.
And now I'm back, and I'm gonna get you back for what you did.

And who do you think you are,
Giving me a lightning scar?
Killing off my parents?
Making me and orphan?
You're gonna get real old, from the way you spilt your soul
into seven pieces... seriously, who does that?

And who do you think you are,
Giving me a lightning scar?
Killing off all my friends?
Declaring this the end?
Well, guess what Tom,
All your horcruxes are gone.
It was worth the cost- All your hope is lost!

Closing: Who do you think you are?
I've got the elder wand....
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter....

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released July 20, 2015

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